The fact that I’m silent doesn’t mean I have nothing to say.
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
daily reminder that you can get through the week!! tomorrow is thursday! and friday is the day after that. you’re almost there! ＼( ｀.∀´)／ you’re strong and smart and you can do it!!
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute